Every time I read a newspaper in Los Angeles, California, I get pissed, because things don't have to make sense in LA. I read an article in the paper in LA that said they're gonna try to outlaw the big screen real life handgun shooting video games because they say that that's what's wrong with the youth of America today. They learn how to accurately shoot guns with video games. It's not a parenting problem.

Oh, fucking no. No. It's a video problem. Doesn't it piss you off when you have a genuine problem you try to attack a solution to? It's got nothing to do with the problem. You know what I mean? I came up with a great idea. Don't outlaw those machines. Give them to the state troopers of California because they're some of the worst shots I've ever seen in my life. I saw a shootout once live on TV that went on for so long, eventually, the criminal got frustrated and shot himself.

And the cops were on TV whining about it going, he's got on body armor. He's got on body armor. I'm watching it live on CNN going, I didn't see his head. Shoot him in the fucking head. Give my kid a shot. How's that, daddy? Good shot, Poot. Everybody relax. Poot took him out. Thank god Poot was there with his considerable skills. Horrible shots. Some cops are. You ever see tape of the Kehoe brothers from Ohio?

Those guys that get out of that white suburban, they show it on cops. These guys, folks, have a shootout with the police at point blank range. Nobody gets hurt. I would love to have been at the office the next day when that guy's being interviewed by the chief. And then what happened? Well, at that point, I unloaded my semiautomatic nine millimeter weapon at point blank range. And then what happened? They left.

Nice shooting, Elmer Fudd. There was a kid in Detroit three years ago, shot eight bullets, hit nine people. These two cops shot 22 bullets, didn't even hit the fucking Suburban. Give those guys a roll of quarters. Drop them off at the mall. That's all I'm saying. You know what I mean? Just not like Texas.