Top Highlights

• It’s one of the genuinely compelling mysteries of modern life, right up there with why the cold water in the bathroom is colder than the cold water in the kitchen.)
• Okay, I didn’t have a date, but at least I wasn’t one of those lonely women who sat home with a pathetic container of yogurt. Eating an entire meal for four that I had cooked for myself was probably equally pathetic, but that never crossed my mind.
• You might think that having Lee as a real friend might have made it superfluous to have him as an imaginary friend, but you would be wrong.
• Maintenance takes up so much of my life that I barely have time to sit down at the computer.
• I mean, black makes your life so much simpler. Everything matches black, especially black.